I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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