I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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