so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she told me i tasted like america
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
