So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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