you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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