Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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