I must be too annoying 4 u.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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