That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize