like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Well I just put wine in my tea
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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