batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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