she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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