Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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