Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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