I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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