So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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