Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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