that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
operation harelip BJ is a go
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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