talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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