Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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