After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Plan B is the new Plan A
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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