OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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