I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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