doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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