Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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