kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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