I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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