Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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