Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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