Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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