is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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