I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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