We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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