People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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