i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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