): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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