could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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