so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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