it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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