almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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