dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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