whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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