i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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