Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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