The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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