Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
These tits shall not be calmed
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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