I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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