Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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