Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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