She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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