we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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