Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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