are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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