I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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