Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We are all done wearing pants today
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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