did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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