Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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